gary

a gary is a nice man who comes to your house, makes your mommy happy and then hangs out with you.

jay: "hangs out and then what? talks about how cool it was to blast my mom?
coach steve: "a gary plays catch with you and then.. you know.. gives you illegal fireworks."

by karebear2000 May 19, 2021

Gary Grant

“When on stage, the feeling that your lead guitar player just shit in your pants”

That was a great show except for the Gary grant in set two.

by Diana69 December 6, 2022

Gary

A massive weeaboo

Did you hear about Gary? He married his waifu pillow, his poor mom even attended the ceremony.

by stellagosa January 26, 2022

Gary The Snail

The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.

Can't wait for her to Gary The Snail my chest.

by ReaperJK April 29, 2021

Gary

The best person ever and he is always there for you and will make you blush like heck also has a very good sense of humor and always has another nickname in store when the current one gets old :)

I love you Garyy :)

by popcorn_0158 August 16, 2022

Gary

A moody basted, bossed around a lot

oh look it’s gary, bad mood i see

by miss millar 69 November 25, 2019

The Gary

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of making him ejaculate faster .

John just got The Gary by Stella

by BEARDEDRAIDER February 13, 2024