gamer tears

Gamer tears is the white liquid produced by men when they proceed to masturbate (aka semen), in this case those who are gamers.

Man! Yesterday my gf drank my gamer tears when she was sucking it!

by Horsey.TikTok January 19, 2019

ivan the gamer

"Ivan the gamer" is some kid who says he's good at call of duty. But deep down in his retarded heart he knows that there is one person in his life that just naturally happens to be better than him at every game. I once read in a book that Ivan the gamer likes men.

If it has to be when they were on the way to go to there, "Ivan the gamer" is the one that they have no way there to be left afterwards because once they had them can't be open. Furthermore, he sucks at call of duty

by woeiuhfoaiuyadsfjdxsvvhhhv February 14, 2019

Deavin the gamer

A YouTube channel with about 40-50 subscribers.

Me: ayy yo bruh check out this YouTube channel

Friend: What's it called?

Me: Deavin the gamer

Friend: What's it about

Me: some 6th grader with a really squeaky voice.

Friend *now watching a video from channel* Wow geez he kinda does have a squeaky voice then compared to now

by Yt: StoppedEmu67 November 11, 2019

Epic Gamer

The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.

Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'

by SeekNDestroyXD November 18, 2019

Totally Gamer

A very epic term only used in the presence of someone with godlike qualities

That was totally gamer of tou

by Airtrics March 24, 2019

Haydog Gamer

The best youtuber ever, uploaded 3 times every day, played guitar like a boss

Haydog Gamer is a legend

by Real nonce May 26, 2019

True gamer

A person who play a game and really enjoy it, because after all it's the point of playing games.They could play on consoles,PC,handheld device, smartphone,the genre of the game andthe platform isn't important and should never be.

I beaten Soulsborne games and I like them while my little sister play Angry Birds on her smartphone and really enjoy it.We are both true gamers.

by kontoculai September 22, 2019