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Dumb Fu

When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 7, 2024
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kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.
"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"
by josefu0 May 18, 2017
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Fu manchu

When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.
I gave Lisa a fu manchu last night. That girl can take a punch!
by Professor cum bubbler March 9, 2020
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Fu Q

A word that means ‘fuck you’, or if spelled ‘fuq’, fuck, that dumass middle schoolers use on their video games when their moms block swearing.
Whadja name your car?” “Fu Q” “Haha that’s sick” “Mom thinks she’s so smart
by pro2a July 15, 2020
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Tung-Fu Master

When he goes sweet and low and beats that pussy up!!!!!
"Walter Denham" is the Tung-Fu Master because he master Barbara's pussy last night!!!!
by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022
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fu fu headed

When you feel high af but aren’t
Damm dude I’m so fu fu headed
by Vacuum March 21, 2019
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Chee Fu

Chee Fu might look arrogant on the surface but once you know him, he's a softie in heart.

He is naturally funny and humourous. He is a good listener, willing to listen to your worries and doubts.
Having an unorthodox mind, he could always think out of the box and come up with creative ideas.
If you're on his good side, he would be the most loyal friend. If you're on his bad side, be careful or else he might fuck you up!
Chee Fu da best!
by lololantlv November 22, 2021
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