Flat Earth

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.

Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.

Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.

by boardgamebender January 26, 2022

Heaven On Earth

Calling a hoe, HOE. Very respectfully to the point they will thank you

Have a wonderful day, my Heaven On Earth.

by MUÑECO June 21, 2022

wettest place on earth

Chloe G doe

Chloe G is ma bird- coz she wettest place on earth

by Inarelationshipwiddabest January 7, 2020

Earthing

Putting your pussy on some rocks.

My mother-in-law went to go earthing and she put her pussy on some rocks.

by ArizonaDaddy January 15, 2022

Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

Earth

Home.

“Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. This is Earth.

-Carl Sagan, A Pale Blue dot

by Xonifu October 20, 2018