Cunt Factory

To make a complete arse of yourself.

You made a complete cunt factory of yourself!!

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Sack Factory

The factory where nothing but money is made.

I found a job at the Sack Factory. We make money.

by BRIMONAE February 17, 2024

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

fang factory

Dentist.

"I have a toothache. I'll have to make an appointment at the fang factory"

by Mr Munchkin March 29, 2015

Fruit factory

A richly flavoured butt-burger.

"I've just rendered that toilet a hazard zone, there's a thriving fruit factory in that hole"

by Willysd March 21, 2007

explosion at a mattress factory

A bad and bouncy landing for a pilot. Porpoising down the runway after initial contact with wheels.

That landing looked like an explosion at a mattress factory.

by Trigeek September 4, 2016

Bombaclat factory

A hateful place Where black people work instead of the cotton fields because that’s outdated

Tyrone: get yo stupid ass out of the car dumb white boy!
Billy: go back to the bombaclat factory you african nigga!

by RobertJohnson motorola g6 64GB December 16, 2024