Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

Eve

The best girl you could ask for. shes the most adorable thing you will ever see, even if she denys it constantly but she knows whats coming. shes super nice and sweet and will be there for you whenever 24/7. shes taken so anyone who trys some shit will get there shit slapped silly!

Person 1: eve is such a hottie like god damn
Theo: you better back off punk >:(

by SillyBoyTheo May 2, 2020

Ev aids

You can’t run. You can’t hide. Everyone gets it. Even if u didn’t want it. Wether u like it or not.

Ew I got ev aids

by Unkownguyishere June 28, 2021

Day before halloween eve

This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement

I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve

by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022

Ev!

Cool kid who builds robots. Better at math then Ben. Good at baseball :D.

Mia Yu: Hi Evan ur hot!
Ev!: pls shut up

by chickensarefat69 March 14, 2022

Ev

Ev is the name of a super cool person. If u know an Ev u hould tell her she's amazing :)

"Bro Ev is the best"
"Yeah man and she's taller than Kai"

by Ev420 July 19, 2022

eve

a person who has a lot of hatred to reject, this horrible person is always judging and constantly trying to show his superiority

you're a piece of shit like eve

by anthony the awesome dude December 10, 2021