National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

Eli

Eli is smart athletic and hot he has a huge cock too

Eli has a big dick

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Eli

Elis are gay and annoying

Gay shit, the most weird as guy in the world, life is bad with a eli

by Nimizh October 5, 2021

Eli

the most pretty, talented, kind, cute, and smart cow in teh world

I wish I was like Eli

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 10, 2020

Eli

This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.

Fuck Eli.

by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020

Diddy Eli

Being freaky with your siblings

Don't do the Diddy Eli

by Ejrhshend August 30, 2025