A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024
Get the Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord IImug. The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.
You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.
That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
by Brainmuscle January 4, 2025
Get the Eddie Guzmanmug. by Adriansalano December 13, 2018
Get the Eddiemug. 
A man who cares about his homies and has proven his wholesomeness on multiple occasions. And is on the pursuit to have sexual relation with more than 200 women but what constraints him is loose JAW
by ga ga la la March 6, 2019
Get the Eddie Beckommug. When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024
Get the Uncle Eddiemug.