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Dump Gull

A dirty, usually overweight, old person who habitually rummages through other people's garbage in search of "useful" items.
Hey look at that dump gull outside, that's the third time he's been through the your trash this week!
by Randy Fitzpatrick May 26, 2010
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dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.
Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013
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Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.
I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best
by amkra December 13, 2012
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dump fake

Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.
Yo bro I think I may be constipated; that or I just got dump faked.
by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020
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aqua dumping

The act of shitting in a pool or lake, or body of water that you can submerge yourself in.
Dude, Brad is aqua dumping in the lake and its now floating!
by Official Br4nd1n0 October 19, 2017
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Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.
“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming
by Zemeckas August 6, 2020
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Country dump

A country dump is used to describe the act of crapping in the woods, typically while hunting.
After Thanksgiving dinner while hunting, the fat WV hillbilly took a big country dump in the woods.
by Sam Blaylock October 16, 2017
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