Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013

Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.

Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.

by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

Forest Dump

The act of going into a heavily wooded area and taking a huge shit

Random person: *Sees a massive pile of shit on the ground in forest*
Random person: God damn... Someone did a Forest Dump...

by Mr. big E. June 17, 2019

Dump Gull

A dirty, usually overweight, old person who habitually rummages through other people's garbage in search of "useful" items.

Hey look at that dump gull outside, that's the third time he's been through the your trash this week!

by Randy Fitzpatrick May 26, 2010

Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012

aqua dumping

The act of shitting in a pool or lake, or body of water that you can submerge yourself in.

Dude, Brad is aqua dumping in the lake and its now floating!

by Official Br4nd1n0 October 19, 2017

Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.

“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming”

by Zemeckas August 6, 2020