b-dumps

The gigantic dump you have to take after eating at buffalo wild wings (also known as Bdubs)
Friend 1: hey man, wanna go to Bdubs?
Friend 2: no man, I don't wanna get a case of the b-dumps
by ilovekmart229 April 15, 2011
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Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.
I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.
by PhillybertoB September 09, 2013
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Dump Boy

A derisive nickname for that guy in your office who spends way too much time in the workplace unisex bathroom taking a dump.
Well, there goes Dump Boy, he’s headed in there again, so we’d all better steer clear for the next 30 minutes to let it air out!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 09, 2023
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heli-dump

The act of taking a massive dump whilst spinning in a circular motion thus spraying and or plastering the surrounding area. Heli-dumps are best practiced at "the ex-girlfriend's place".
I did a heli-dump at work. My boss was somewhat impressed and or aroused
by theoxnardians July 25, 2010
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Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.
Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.
by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017
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Erotic Dumping

When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.
Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”
by Lazer October 03, 2020
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Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.
Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.
by aguyinnc12 July 04, 2011
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