Douche Bagorean Theorem

two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in hell that they will get with her.

Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?

by D3ATHB1A2MER May 19, 2010

douche baggerry

acts of a particularly annoying person(s)

Jane: thomas i am fed up with your douche baggerry, i am leaving you

by SKYEDONKEYNINJA!!! May 15, 2010

douche bagger

One who bags douches

that guy has six trash bags full of douches

by dog chain March 24, 2005

Douche bagen

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

by Bridget E May 10, 2008

douche baggalow

Refering to the term douche bag, but a douche baggalow.

You stupid douche baggalow.

by just a douch bag October 14, 2003

douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

by Still Mandurr May 27, 2006

douche baggot

a person with the qualities of douche bag and a faggot. another word for these people is douche fag.

joe is the biggest douche baggot ever.

by thefinness October 30, 2010