Double Suzukis

1. A sexual act exclusively involving people of Asian ethnicity in which Participant A violently pleasures Participants B and C concurrently, using a combination of both manual and oral stimulation. Participant A is usually in the seated or kneeling position while Participants B and C are standing. Participant A is commonly referred to as "The Last Samurai"

A variant of the "reverse ski poles"

2. A fantasy baseball strategy usually reserved for the cunning (or desperate) in which one team drafts both Ichiro Suzuki and Kurt Suzuki in the same fantasy baseball draft.

Brian drowned in both shame and seminal fluid after doling out Double Suzukis to Chang and Daiki.

by DickMoxie July 21, 2011

double tasking

when you are doing two things at one time.

I am reading and cooking at the same time. Basically I am double tasking.

by beaksalicious101 August 18, 2014

doublenessonium

When you get sent a meme from a friend and you’ve already seen it causing you to get the disease doublenessonium the first stage (doublenessonium) can be fought of pretty easily but when it gets to triplenessoniun or even quadruplenessonium this disease can be fatal and more than likely take your life without proper treatment.

friend:*sends meme*
me: doublenessonium
friend: i don’t care about you or the disease

by Tyreesesmallweiner September 24, 2018

Double-crossed

The act of being back stabbed and done wrong by someone who claimed to not be of such

God damnit!! Jim Double-crossed us ! Fucking Cock sucker

by jacojaoc joaej January 13, 2019

double purple means trouble

When you're playing Card Jitsu in Club Penguin and your opponent's penguin is purple and also has a purple belt. It is an incredibly dangerous combination, and you will most likely lose your match if your opponent is sporting this look.

Person 1: Dang man, she just got a purple belt, and changed her colour to purple.
Person 2: You know how the saying goes dawg... Double Purple Means Trouble!

by clubpenguinkid101 April 12, 2020

awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

dirty double discharge

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.

While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.

by darble andrews November 21, 2010