Diego

Diego is a loser, he has no neck and a long ass nose, he could maybe pull girls if he wasn’t such a pussy. he’s not even bad looking he’s just weird looking.
if diego ran into a wall with a hard on his nose would hit the wall first

bro talk to that girl don’t be such a diego
by bigman1241 November 23, 2021
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Diego is a loser, he has no neck and a long ass nose, he could maybe pull girls if he wasn’t such a pussy. he’s not even bad looking he’s just weird looking.
if diego ran into a wall with a hard on his nose would hit the wall first

bro talk to that girl don’t be such a diego
by bigman1241 November 23, 2021
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Diego loves mass amounts of salchicha
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Diego is amazing. He is super funny and a very flirty type of person. He loves to joke around and once you really get to know him, you are hooked. Loving him is very hard as you never know if he likes you back or not. But once he does, you are set for life. He is the one.
person1: Wow. Diego is so cool! I wish I could be friends with him!!

person2: I know right? Im his girlfriend, I feel so lucky.

person1: Never let him go.
by Shawty bae_<3 December 21, 2021
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A band member that is the best at drums and is a cutie patootie, however is also very chill to a drink with and has knowledge no other has.
Guy 1:hey my just showed my what clussy was
Guy 2: his name must’ve been Diego

Guy 1: yeah how’d you know?
Guy 2: he told me about that while drinking last night
by TheDannny September 11, 2023
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The hottest man on EARTH.

If you ever see him.. well you will pass out.

AKA the opposite of Alexander
Diego is SOOOOO hot, unlike Alexander.
by Diego is hot24 April 12, 2022
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by bootyfart stanker November 28, 2023
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