Postgerman depression

When you come home from vacation where you had a romantic adventure and the best night of your life with the hottest german guy ever

Hey why are you feeling down ever since you came back? Im having postgerman depression

by Jamiewhyulikethat August 23, 2021

Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).

- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.

by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017

Depression Stick

Some THE TRUTH made to get people to stop vaping.

THE TRUTH: Lets call a vape what it really is. A depression stick.

by Sifi999 November 3, 2021

Crispy depression

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead

I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.

by Potatosmileyface July 17, 2017

Diet depression

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed

Yeah I been having diet depression

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

depression time

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.

Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time

by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019

no-party depression

how one feels when (forcefully) attending college locally.
the act of living at home with parentals during college years.

dude, alex told me that her parents are making her stay home this year. shes def gonna be going through some major no-party depression. effing sucks.

by a luma October 22, 2008