Stickman Dave

A measure of how attractive (actually of how unattractive) a girl is. Like beer goggles but worse

On sight of a swamp donkey in a bar the obvious drunk rambling of "would you" occurs. Usually met with the response "not a fucking chance but i bet Stickman Dave would"

by Random Gubbs June 29, 2004

Big Dave

A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!

Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!

by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022

Dave Loll

One who's penis is so large it makes you nervous and you laugh out loud literally.

I tried to keep a straight face, but when he dropped his pants he was a Dave Loll!

by hroswitha June 10, 2011

gaby and dave

Gaby and Dave are a couple the started out in high school and lasted through out college and then became married and had children. This couple understands each other in every way possible and belong to each other. They are a bond that can never be broken.

Them two definitely have a gaby and dave relationship.

by John Simpson May 25, 2018

[delicious dave]

is an amazing guitarist.! : is delicious, by far the most amazing in the band. EVERYBODY IS DEFINITLEY COMPARED TO DELICIOUS DAVE. but, in reality nobody could even come as #2.

at a concert
Ann: "Dude, Delicious Dave i want your kid!!"
Raquel: "Yea, man. Hes a lucky man ;!"
Ann: "NOVEMBER 3RD!!"

by delicious' hot friends. February 4, 2009

The Dave hunter

When are disc jockey uses the wrong sound clip.

When a radio show is doing a bit and you mean to play cop sirens but you actually play disco music, you did The Dave Hunter

by Anonymous paul October 15, 2019

dave montgomery

Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.

Hey it’s November Dave Montgomery must be at Brooklyn V’s

by Not Elijah November 14, 2020