Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year
by SirePapi April 6, 2021
Get the First assessment cursemug. People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.
Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
by jaymo93 September 20, 2020
Get the NoVa Cursemug. The Rosé Curse Rumor refers to a viral rumor about BLACKPINK singer Park "Rosé" Chae-young being the cause of celebrity couples breaking up. The rumor went viral on TikTok and Twitter around March 2023 and states that whenever Rosé takes a photo with someone who is in a relationship (specifically western couple), the couple ends up breaking up shortly after.
The Rosé curse working double time
Them breaking up right after Rosé went to the studio she frequents in NYC. Rosé curse never fails.
The Rosé curse finally came through
Them breaking up right after Rosé went to the studio she frequents in NYC. Rosé curse never fails.
The Rosé curse finally came through
by Theodore Parker June 5, 2023
Get the The Rosé Cursemug. Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.
by Bruther Man August 1, 2022
Get the The Cohen Cursemug. 
A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.
by breanie1812 April 24, 2024
Get the The Keve Cursemug. by monkee3_ong July 3, 2024
Get the Curse you Baylemug.