Cunt

Probably the best word in the English language alongside the word fuck. Cunt can be used in any context, in any situation to describe absolutely anything or anyone.

As far as I know this cunt is only used in so many ways and not thought of as offensive in Australia

Cunt your a fuckwit.
Thanks for picking me up bra your the best cunt.

I love that cunt.

Fuck your a funny cunt lad.

Sikcunt1. Doin cunt
Sickunt2.nothin cunt
Sickunt1. Wanna come to that jake cunts party tonight
Sikcunt2. Nah bro he's a shit cunt.

Sikcunt1. Haha funny cunt

by Sikcunt September 26, 2014

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Cunt

A cunt is a person who is so much of a asshole that words can't express it. Except for the word cunt.

Angela is a cunt with a loose mango

by LooseMango April 9, 2015

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cunting

Being cunning to such a high level that the cunning individual is also being a cunt.

"Seth is so cunting," April said, "He stole Jack's seat on the board AND got him kicked out of his parking space."

by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

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cunt faced cunt

More experienced in their art than a normal cunt, cunt faced cunts excel in all things cuntish.

Claire: "I drank so hard the other night, I barfed and pissed my pants"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"

by Nik Jeff January 12, 2009

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Cunted

Adj.
Verb - past tense
Verb - infinitive: "to cunt"

A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else.

Example 1:
Steve: "How was Sara last night?"
Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead."

Example 2:
Johnny: "Why is that slut walking so funny?"
Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ."

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