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Crank

A term used by addicted videogamers in the game Fortnite. It means to build up high using virtual materials at a supersonic speed that only the most addicted gamers can comprehend.
Holy shit look at that sweaty gamer. He is cranking 90's like crazy.
by MatthewO'Neal August 7, 2019
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Crank

Crank: “Ugh I hate fags. Oh ya I’m gay too”
by anonymous April 17, 2022
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crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.
'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'
by twilyth June 28, 2009
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Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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Cranked

By Definition to be Cranked is to be crazy, weird or out of the normal.

Alternate Definition
Lame, out of date
Friend: I love Harry styles
You: Bro you must be cranked
by Clevaggetter June 29, 2023
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Captain Crank

A half-functioning fishing captain powered by nicotine, meth, and pure coastal paranoia. Captain Crank is the guy screaming about government satellites while freebasing off tin foil in the engine room of a rusted-out commercial boat—or chain-smoking through a guided trip while cussing at seagulls and mumbling about “the deep state tracking red snapper migrations.”

Not to be confused with an old salty dog—Captain Crank isn’t wise, he’s wired. You’ll know him by the jerky hand movements, a permanent squint (either from sun damage or sleep deprivation), and the overwhelming scent of bait, diesel, and regret.

Spotting Characteristics:

- Yellowed mustache from years of inhaling tinfoil smoke

- Boat held together by zip ties, duct tape, and spite

- Knows exactly where the fish are… but won’t tell you unless you “wake up to what’s really going on”

- Listens exclusively to ham radio frequencies and Joe Rogan clips from 2016

- Will fight you and the harbor patrol if you touch his bait cooler

Common Habitats:

- Commercial fishing boats with suspicious burn marks near the bilge

- Charter docks where someone just got fired or disappeared

- VFW bars with broken pool tables

- Forums arguing that fish finders are government mind-control devices
“We thought he was just passionate… until Captain Crank started yelling about fluoride in the chum.”

“Captain Crank brought us to the fish, but also brought a .38 and a full-blown manifesto.”

“If you smell burnt foil and hear something about ‘the government stealing our swordfish,’ turn around—that’s a Captain Crank.”

“He didn’t use sonar. He said he ‘felt the vibrations in his fillings.’ I’m never chartering with Captain Crank again.”
by Pary Moppins August 3, 2025
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Cream your crank

To promise to absolutely obliterate an opponent, only for you to be obliterated.
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)
"WE'RE GONNA CREAM YOUR CRANK!!!" - With love, PulverizeR
by wood pigeon October 29, 2025
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