Oh my Lord! Cops are so racist now of days! They kill black people, white supremacists! Defund the police!
Haha libtard🤣 did you really think this was a defitnion about defunding the police? Get a life dumbass!
Haha libtard🤣 did you really think this was a defitnion about defunding the police? Get a life dumbass!
Black man who looted store and killed someone: "These cops are racist these cops is racist for arrestin me's u lucky we in de screet dawg"
Cop: You have the right to speak english
Cop: You have the right to speak english
by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022
Get the Cops are racistmug. When you are going over 100 M.P.H. on the highway and you see a cop on the side of the road using his or her radar for speed enforcement and you hit the brakes so that you are doing around 69 M.P.H. when the cop scans you with the radar.
by Alexander Ghaffari November 13, 2006
Get the 69ed a copmug. by JLK2707 November 23, 2013
Get the Cop Killermug. Larry-Yo im bout to go talk to that girl over there.
Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.
Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.
Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg
Sam-Ma Bad
Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.
Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.
Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg
Sam-Ma Bad
by Noah Nwachukwu June 24, 2006
Get the Cop Blockingmug. An "If-A-Cop" Story is one that you concoct when you're with a group of friends, doing something you're probably not supposed to, and you want everyone's stories to match up should you encounter some sort of law enforcement while out on your adventure/mission.
The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:
~Where are you (all) going?
~Why are you going there?
and
~Where did you just come from?
The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:
~Where are you (all) going?
~Why are you going there?
and
~Where did you just come from?
The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
John, Mike and Mary are all walking to Tom's house to score some weed at 11 o'clock at night. Before they leave for Tom's:
John: Did we forget anything?
Mike: I don't think so...
Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...
John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
John: Did we forget anything?
Mike: I don't think so...
Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...
John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
by Kannudo September 6, 2010
Get the "If-A-Cop" Storymug. Crundle cop is the officer who either inspects or if you pay him he will look after your crundle. ;D
by CrundleCop. September 20, 2010
Get the crundle copmug. Someone on a keto diet who rejects any idea of eating something they believe "Is not Ketogenic" and projects these ideas on other people (even though they are wrong)... They may also be referred to as a "Keto Nazi" depending on how sever or radical their protests against some foods can be. It is unknown where their beliefs start, or how they come up with the definitions for "non-keto food"... Little is known about the Keto Cop/Nazi other than they are most reportedly found on facebook groups, and rarely on reddit pages.
Mark: I'm so confused...I told stacy I was enjoying a few strawberries with my lunch today and she went off on me saying how strawberries had sugar and sugar was not allowed on a keto diet! ... she must be a Keto Cop because she took them and threw them away!
Bill: Wow, that's totally a Keto Nazi! Doesn't she know they only have 2 grams of carbs per berry?? it doesn't matter if it's fruit sugar, 1 gram of sugar is still just 1 carb...
Bill: Wow, that's totally a Keto Nazi! Doesn't she know they only have 2 grams of carbs per berry?? it doesn't matter if it's fruit sugar, 1 gram of sugar is still just 1 carb...
by Author_33 August 1, 2017
Get the Keto Copmug.