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color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.
Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.
by c4an November 4, 2022
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True colors

Funny frog show episode where Anne, Sasha and Marcy go to funny newt king. Sasha try to steal box, now toad and Sasha rule, but day is saved. But newt king is evil and robot is destroyed and frog thrown out window but frog is safe. Anne gets blue power but it go away and open portal marcy don't get into portal and get stabbed by newt king.
"You seen True colors."
"Yeah..."
"I miss marcy too, buddy."
by Marmad December 28, 2021
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South Color Guard

They're part of the famous Jaguar Pride marching band. And they're pretty much known to be the hottest group of girls at the school, other than the dance team. Also, just about half of them are known to be loved by one particular section. While LOTS of drama and scandal happens every week, they still come together and perform their very best in the end. The band members are proud to call them apart of the band.
That one particular section: The south color guard is soooo hot!

Other band member: Yeah. Have you seen them perform?? They're AMAZING!!
by AnonymousBaritone:) October 31, 2011
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The Color Bandits

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.
Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red
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Color revolution

Term used to describe nations that suffered a CIA/US backed coup d'etat. Unfortunately, the term is also used by tankies and campists when they find out an eastern nation supports the United States, as a result, the term has lost all meaning these days.
Campist: UKRAINE'S GOVERNMENT WAS A WESTERN BACKED COLOR REVOLUTION
Normal person: Pretty sure Ukrainians have more than enough reasons to detest the former USSR and now Russia. Especially after the decades of oppression they suffe-
Campist: BOOTLICKER IS YOU!!!!
by IDEMANDSUCC May 9, 2024
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Out Of Color

He's outofcolo i dont know want to tell :YOU:
shit this paintings out of color
man: no don’t remove it it’s cool
by OutOfColo November 14, 2025
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Colored Future

ColoredFuture is a fundraising software that allows every users to donate and fundraise.
I payed out huge with the Colored Future software
by Muyiwa Odedina March 5, 2023
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