Early morning sex when he wakes up with a woody and starts knocking on her door, so she rolls over just enough to allow him "access" and it only takes about a minute
by sprtydog August 11, 2010
Get the Cold Pizzamug. n. A phone call that comes in without any warning or explanation from the person who transferred the call.
"A common business call nightmare these days is to get passed from person to person as a cold transfer, which means you have to explain your problem to each new listener."
by hesk September 24, 2009
Get the cold transfermug. The large amount of phlegm you cough up but have nowhere to politely spit out, forcing you to swallow it again.
by Prof Moriarty February 3, 2012
Get the Cold Oystermug. by Love Houston June 26, 2020
Get the cold cupmug. Cold
You know the yolk it's spreading from
You laugh as people scatter 'bout
Surrounded by a veil of stars
You realize your life is dark
Earth gets colder every day
If scientists could have their way
They'd study us from far away
And watch as people's minds decay
Cold
Your body's in the hands of fools
With swimming pools and low IQ's
There's nothing to see, nothing to do
Buy your stocks and sell your jewels
Bill collectors stole my mail
My wife and kids are all for sale
I hope to god I go to jail
And no one can come up with bail
You know the yolk it's spreading from
You laugh as people scatter 'bout
Surrounded by a veil of stars
You realize your life is dark
Earth gets colder every day
If scientists could have their way
They'd study us from far away
And watch as people's minds decay
Cold
Your body's in the hands of fools
With swimming pools and low IQ's
There's nothing to see, nothing to do
Buy your stocks and sell your jewels
Bill collectors stole my mail
My wife and kids are all for sale
I hope to god I go to jail
And no one can come up with bail
Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts
The slightest thing makes me distraught
I'm like the people I once fought
My every action's being bought
Robot trainers earn their pay
As mutant kids go out to play
It's such a pretty pretty day
With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck
I'm getting closer to my death
I keep expecting my last breath
As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place
And human such an awful race
And I'd rather live in outer space
Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts
The slightest thing makes me distraught
I'm like the people I once fought
My every action's being bought
Robot trainers earn their pay
As mutant kids go out to play
It's such a pretty pretty day
With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck
I'm getting closer to my death
I keep expecting my last breath
As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place
And human such an awful race
And I'd rather live in outer space
Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life
by Death Menace September 26, 2022
Get the Cold Lifemug. by Coldplate75 November 10, 2017
Get the cold platemug. boy: hi sweety how are you ?
girl: who the fuck cares?
boy: i just wanted to know if you are ok!!
girl: just back off jerk
Boy: you are such a cold snake
girl: who the fuck cares?
boy: i just wanted to know if you are ok!!
girl: just back off jerk
Boy: you are such a cold snake
by sononata April 22, 2009
Get the cold snakemug.