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Clown Shirts

With the resurgence of rightwing authoritarianism in the United States, frequently referred to as "Trumpism", and whose supporters were often known as "Trumpers", from whom a network of violent and treasonous individuals began forming sub-groups who began to coalesce into a paramilitary organization (or loosely affiliated organizations with ties to one another) known to the rest of civilized society as the "Clown Shirts".

Etymologically, and philosophically, linked to the SA or "Sturmabteilung" in German who were themselves the fascist paramilitary wing of the Nazi Party who were colloquially known as the "Brown Shirts".
"I drove past that DeSantis rally last week and saw a bunch of Swastikas and rebel flags being waved around in the crowd. The scariest part was the middle aged, over weight, mouth breathing incels with guns. Man, that place was crawling with Clown Shirts!"
by Dirty Shame February 3, 2022
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Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face
"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"
by Golden Foot April 17, 2012
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Bathroom Clown

When a person uses too much makeup or perfume/cologne and comes out of the bathroom to show the world what hookers looked like in the 60s.
What a bathroom clown, with that much makeup you could paint a house.
by MrGoddamnMoseby October 10, 2016
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Clown Horn

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”
by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020
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Vagina Clown

When you go down on your lady and her Aunt Flow is in town, don’t get a frown...you look like a Vagina Clown . Your nose and mouth are red... cuz her pussy has bled.... You are a Vagina Clown!!

As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow

Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown
by SheCreature July 21, 2018
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clown's pastie

An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.
Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie
by Loopydave December 17, 2018
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Clown Ball

A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.
Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?

Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."

Slim: "Ahh shit..."
by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019
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