cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties

I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.

by echar September 22, 2009

satan's cheese

Patches of hot oil residue in your food that you normally end up scolding your mouth with. Usually found in cheese based pastas and lasagnes.

"Ahh shit! I just wrecked my tongue on satan's cheese! That's the last time I eat macaroni before it's cooled down!"

by edtheredted May 8, 2014

Boiled the Cheese

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!

Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.

by D-Link July 17, 2009

Cheese Launch

When you stop at a light and woah, hold on a second, its the dober bros, so you whip out some cheese singles and fling them at their expensive car that they got from their videos exploiting and doing stupid faked challenges.

Person in car- "Hey are you the dobre brothers?"

Dobre bros- "Ya"

(does cheese launch and whips cheese at the side of their car)

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Cheese Rind

Cheese Rind, simply put, is the outside layer of dirt and grimy filth that forms on a homeless person's body, hair and neither regions throughout the day Most Cheese Rind is accompanied by a ripe, pungent odiferous smell.

Lisa: Let's go sit at the park during lunch today.

Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

super cheese

A name given to a person acting in an extremely cheesy manner.

"Dude, don't be such a Super Cheese."

by Der Kaesemeister April 15, 2007

cheese wrist

An accumulation of wrist fat - giving the appearance of a thick but squishy tree stump like wrist and forearm, found particularly in old women with hypertension and chunky babies

"Man that clare and her nanna have proper cheese wrists, would not like a thump from her"

by biddadunna October 7, 2009