The feelings card

A dialectic counterattack, primarily used by females when arguing with their male counterparts, in which some or all statements previously made in the conversation are retroactively labeled "feelings". This Jiu-Jitsu inspired verbal maneuver thus renders all valid points and rebuttals made by the victim moot, nay less than moot, in fact all those rebuttals have now been turned into an unprompted offensive attack. And in argument, it is the attacker who "loses" the match.

Mark: So my girl told me that I was asshole because I forgot our first anniversary yesterday. I pulled out the concert ticket from our first date which proved our anniversary is next week and said she was being rude. Then she pulled the feelings card on me, she said that regardless of when our anniversary really is, she still felt forgotten and felt like i was an asshole, and now i was a double asshole for calling her rude and stomping on her when she was already hurt. FML!

by mckwistonator July 20, 2012

M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 21, 2010

KKK (Cards)

When at any given point in a game requiring cards, that you hold 3 kings at once.

I had two 10s and a KKK (Cards) in my hand

by Yub Yub Shoog Doog December 12, 2021

Trap-Card

When the opposing person tries to fool you with their plan, but you had a plan all along.

Opponent: You FOOL! You've fallen into my trap!

You: You idiot, you've activated my Trap-Card...

by joybuzzoffical November 19, 2020

credit card

a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...

"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"

by FRICK YOU KAREN May 6, 2020

The Serious Card

The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.

John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?

by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011

trump card

A phrase used way too much in Yu-Gi-Oh.

Kaiba:Yugi! This is my trump card! Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon!

by Too-lazy-to-think-of-username March 4, 2017