Buttery Crease

What happens when you can't seem to wipe enough, especially after a long night of drinking.
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks

Patient: "I can't seem to shake this feeling doctor. I keep going to the bathroom and trying to clean myself but it doesn't seem to work. A few minutes later, I am standing there again and it comes right back."

Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."

Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."

by rocket chic January 19, 2013

Wipped Creamer

Anally inserting wipped cream and getting your anis to the mouth level of your significant other. Once there you shotgun all the wipped cream into the persons mouth for a sweet treat.

Dang bro I Wipped Creamered my girl last night and I think a piece of crap went in her mouth!

by Piggy123 March 16, 2014

man crater

When your friend from Cave Creek goes to Casey Moores with an affliction t-shirt two sizes to small, and you see the shape of his Armenian belly button crater as he hits on the wait staff..

"Dude! Your man crater is bigger than a pot hole on the I-10. Please go to Kohls and get an EXTRA medium.."

by Yellowbird92 May 21, 2014

weed cheater

When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.

"Hes a weed cheater, and never throws down"

by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014

cum crease

When an errant of ejaculant sprays and lands on ones pants and left to dry over night, sticking ones pants together.

Dude! Is that a cum crease?

by Olive but hole May 9, 2016

Weebsbury Crease

The act of making a distinct bend in your raffle card/paper before dropping it in a bowl used for a drawing. As a raffle-drawer is more likely to pick a card that sticks out rather than lays flat, it increases the chance of the card being drawn.

I really wanted to win the signed Wallace and Gromit statue, so I gave my raffle ticket a Weebsbury Crease.

by the handle is blank June 22, 2016

Thicc Crease

A fold found where the booty and upper thigh join together.

Typically found on Pornstars, Dancers, Models, Gymnasts etc.

Easiest to see when women are doing the splits, squats or the usual Insta-Thot poses

Person 1: Damn she’s thicc
Person 2: Yeah I know. She’s even got the thicc crease

by BeholdtheThicc January 14, 2019