Your friend who's an asshole who'll also kick other people's asses if they ever look at your ass without ass-king permission to.
Bruce: "I'm gonna kick your ass cause I'm an ass with an ass."
Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"
Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."
Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"
Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."
by S0ulong November 20, 2023
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Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.
I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
by brewyboy November 1, 2023
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Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member
Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member
"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"
"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"
"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"
by I-Mack May 27, 2020
Get the bruce's wife mug.: Born May 28th, Mr.Anderson is more of a "Metal head". He is in a band called BlackDaze and plays guitar. He is currently taken. His hair has been Red, Orange, Purple and Pink at the tips. He is a blue eyed agnostic who enjoys poking dead things with a stick.
Daniel Bruce Anderson:
"MEN?!?".
"2inches?".
"2inches of veins?"
"r=retract o=optical f=focus l=lens"
"MAYNARD!!!"
"MEN?!?".
"2inches?".
"2inches of veins?"
"r=retract o=optical f=focus l=lens"
"MAYNARD!!!"
by His stalker<3 ;D August 17, 2011
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Look at Bruce, all so worldly and fashionable in his Lululemon, doesn’t he look like he is the man about town.
by Anonymous44! April 24, 2024
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