OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much
by mice is nice April 04, 2022
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broken batkey

i found a broken batkey on my dresser, a batkey is a discreet handcuff key.
why did the gangstalkers leave me a broken batkey. now its a weapon. whats wrong with you.
by Cody5050 January 10, 2021
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Lil broken classic

El acto de abandonar/vender y/o dejar tirado a un/unos compañeros El DÍA ANTERIOR a un evento importante
(Si no es el día anterior no se puede considerar Lil broken classic)
Me han hecho la Lil broken classic y mañana es la fcs, estoy jodido
by uwu123 March 21, 2020
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Broken Wheels

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though
Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
by LessOffensive February 28, 2011
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the broken helicopter

A sex position were the man toes his dick in a knot and rams it up the asshole with lots and lots of force
"Dude the broken helicopter hurts"
by Max102217 January 08, 2018
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broken rhino

a guy covers himself in a tight black blanket leaving his dick poking out of the blanket, So it's kind of like a tent, with one stick, and that stick being his dick. The girl must be blindfolded and try to put his dick in her pussy completely just SITTING down on it forcefully, She can not ease onto his dick when she finds it, She must completely FALL and sit down in random areas until it goes in, This may result in injury. Do not try this without medical people on standby
Gay Tony: You heard how Charlie broke his dick trying to do the broken rhino right?
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.
by CharIie Sheen June 26, 2018
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My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021
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