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My kid ate a car and broke it

by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021

Broke Status

The time period in between being Flat Broke and Pay day where you have about $20 to your name.

Hey man I'm back from my trip wanna go out for a beer this Tuesday?- Friend 1
Nah, I'm broke status right now we get paid on Thursday though- Friend 2

by Sstav August 20, 2016

Broke back Bagpipe

A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.

I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.

by Jonathan (JJ) April 21, 2016

Broke mindset

No drive. Broke betch energy.

Sarah wants to go to the Hamptons but she doesn't have money again! (broke mindset)

by Mandiismile January 8, 2022

Coltz Broke

The rock bottom of bankruptcy, an endless cycle of despair and depression.

Person 1: I can't play Tarkov bro, I've reached rock bottom!
Person 2: What do you mean? Just scav to get some money back.
Person 1: I-I-I can't bro. I'm Coltz Broke.
Person 2: Dear god...

by chadrat April 18, 2021

Harambe broke

When you are beyond broke and have no money.

Girl: "Can we go out for dinner tonight?"
Guy: "Hell no, I'm harambe broke right now - go make yourself a ramen."

by Mikestank January 22, 2017

Broke Dick

Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

by Willy Wiskers July 9, 2023