blonde stick 

an attractive girl who is dumb

that girl is a blonde stick

blonde stick by Daniel Liam Dixon March 2, 2020

blonde for brains

Blonde for brains is a phrase used to describe a girl who fits into the ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype. Basically just a basic rich girl with the memory of a goldfish.

Hey blonde for brains! You should stick your head in a washing machine! it’s GREAT for your skin!

blonde for brains by gaycandle7 April 30, 2020

Blonde chick 

A woman who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, and tries to get you fired from your job with a fat ass.

That blonde chick keyed my car and then called me for a booty call!

Blonde chick by 4bx April 6, 2022

The bloodiest mary

Starting your period while drinking a bloody mary

This bloody mary has just turned into the bloodiest mary if you know what I mean

The bloodiest mary by Jwawuin hagar February 5, 2017

Dumb blonde 

The blonde white girl at your school with the hollister jeans, every color of converse, failing all her classes, and will do any stupid thing you tell her to do

That dumb blonde don't know anything

Dumb blonde by Someone somewhere somehow April 18, 2017

Bleached-blonde ferret 

Draco Malfoy

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"

Bleached-blonde ferret by yamum678 January 10, 2021

Strawberry blonde 

A ginger in denial.

“You’re a red head their is no such thing as strawberry blonde.”

Strawberry blonde by J4vvkkkkk August 9, 2022