five armed girlfriend

Your jack off hand basically

I heard Christopher has a five armed girlfriend and she loves it dry

by the unitato September 22, 2013

Lockdown Boyfriend/girlfriend

Forming a relationship over social media during a worldwide pandemic. This relationship is temporary for the duration of social distancing restrictions. LDB/G’s can pick up and drop off essentials during social isolation for their lockdown partner.

My lockdown boyfriend/girlfriend dropped me some cheesecake and milk around today

by Kath Baseley March 29, 2020

national give your girlfriend money day

you give your own girlfriend money on November 12

Hey, it’s National Give Your Girlfriend Money day!

by Bigger Huger Humongous Dick November 11, 2020

national cum on girlfriend day

on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body

“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”

“it’s national cum on girlfriend day”
“oh sick i’ll do it later”

by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

How to get a lesbian girlfriend

You seriously searched this? Eh. Whatever. First, i suggest going on a dating app such as amino, if your a teen. Complement them then ask to hang out or something...Ask if she has a crush, then say i do. Say its her... TwT ok ok, you don't have to do that, just become good friends then do something like that. Some things you can text her:
What games do u like?
@///@
Your cute
Cutie!
Hug?
Do you love me? As a friend (for now)
Thats all i have rn. Bye bye!

How to get a lesbian girlfriend

by IM SO GAY May 27, 2020

Helicopter Girlfriend

A hovering, slightly neurotic, but well-meaning, girlfriend who gets way too involved in her partner's day to day activities to the point of interfering with their activities and choices.

She is a total helicopter girlfriend who always makes everyone else stop talking to announce her boyfriend is about to say something.

by braces4life June 29, 2014

girlfriend

Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that

Any girl I've ever met.

by towel401 October 4, 2004