Baker

A stalker who uses his disgusting, dandruff filled cooking to get into their victim's home. Once the victim has eaten their cooking, which they have dosed with sleeping pills, they are free to "touch" in any way they pleasure.

Tell your girlfriend to watch out, i heard that guy is a Baker

by Logan Hira March 5, 2009

Baker's Dozen

Slang used for smoking 13 rounds of marijuana in a row.

After Billy and his friends smoked a baker's dozen, they were melting through the floor.

by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss December 26, 2005

Baker's dozen

Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.

There was a whole box of Timbits left over so I gave her a baker's dozen.

by Abys 43mal October 23, 2015

baker mary

Police obfuscation for "black male". Helps disguise or prevent accusations of racial profiling. From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

by 6'7" December 14, 2008

Baker Boy Brown

The heavy stench of marijuana protruding off a male or female individual. Note: Baker Girl Brown

Do you smell Baker Boy Brown?

by Brovo_101 December 15, 2008

Bakey

To be down bad, bummed out, broke , ugly or all the the above

That girl is bakey with her still tracks and uneven eyebrows.

by Jassy_u December 15, 2020

bakerboyhattry

known for being the best tiktok account literally ever. bakerboyhattry is full of honest opinions, amazing outfits and is very kind also a very funny bitch ;) gets extensive hate for saying what we all fucking thing <3 VERY MUCH THE LOML constantly in her rep era 😻

omg bakerboyhattry is the literal loml we ahould get married tbh

by hehehehehehimasecret June 7, 2021