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Badger

A person who sports the Stone Island branded badge at every conceivable opportunity.
There's a badger, over there, nothing is going to kick off here, tonight.

There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!
by MaksR January 10, 2024
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honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop
by Mr not smart February 8, 2024
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Badger

when you're the pound for pound best job Foreman around.
i'm going to "Badger" this job like i "Badgered" your mom last night!
by Jbrizzlefoshizzle April 28, 2023
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Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men
My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!
by Xrock79 July 31, 2017
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honey badgered

To lick honey out of someones butthole. Also know as Honey Badgering or honeypotting.
by BEARBEARLALAB August 10, 2017
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Badgerism

Badgerism is an emotional state of being whereby the individual channels a honey badger mindset to overcome (perceived or real) everyday personal and work related barriers.
Shyte bahd, Mike be like in full badgerism mode right now. He don't give a shit!
by ZiBadger September 1, 2017
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Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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