MMM BACON

whats better than bacon....... NOTHING its life

YES mom made bacon for diner....... MMM BACON

by JLeebs January 4, 2010

Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

by Bron November 5, 2003

jew bacon

the part of the jew's dick that gets cut off during circumcision.
best when served fried like normal bacon.

julia, jess, and tori ate jew bacon on day 2.

by 123qwee February 13, 2008

kevin bacon

a man of many wonders and sillyness.

Because Kevin Bacon is the most wonderful actor of all-time, his Footloose performance was life-changing.

by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007

Angry bacon

The outer pussy lips that are all wrinkled up resembling fried bacon in the pan.

I dropped her panties and the angry bacon jumped out at me

by EZ-RIDER May 22, 2007

narwhal bacon

“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.

Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.

by ADanteM September 18, 2013

Bacon Strips

A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005