Awkward balloons 

This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthday” just because they are carrying balloons.

Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.

Awkward balloons by Yoo657 December 26, 2011

Awkward Fish 

Like the awkward tutle, he too is part of the "awkward mascot club". To make, place the left palm against the back of the right hand.

*all silent..*

A: "AWKWARD TURTLE!"

B: "AWKWARD PENGUIN!"

C: "AWKWARD PALM TREE!"

D: "AWKWARD FISH!"

Awkward Fish by Jillian Hayley February 9, 2009

Awkward Socks 

When youre in your underwear, but still have your socks on, and are overcome by the urge to take off your socks, seeing as they simply dont feel right.

Ahhhhhh!!!! Awkward Socks!!!!!!! Get them off!!!!!!!

Awkward Socks by Lava Shark February 3, 2010

awkward tornado 

similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.

used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.

the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.

Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.

Will: Dude... that's my mum.

Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!

awkward tornado by kingofyall May 9, 2010

Awkward Pause

Awkward Pause is the name of an Improvisation troupe based out of Denver, Colorado. The troupe has six members, all in high school.

"Hey, I'm bored, what should we do tonight?"-girl #1
"Oh i know! Let's go see Awkward Pause perform!"-Girl #2

Awkward Pause by AwkwardPauseImprov July 25, 2009

awkward turtle 

you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"

random person: "some one smells like b.o."

patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"

heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"

patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"

awkward turtle by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007

Awkward Coaster 

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.

John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.

Awkward Coaster by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010