When you secretly cum on a woman’s pillow and when she wakes up her eyelashes are stuck to the pillow.
Dood: my girlfriend was so mad when her eyelashes were stuck to the pillow this morning.
Dood2: ohhh, the old angry caterpillar huh!
Dood2: ohhh, the old angry caterpillar huh!
by GrannyPunanny October 30, 2018
by Toblesstocare October 10, 2020
Steve's mom was so hot napping in the couch , I just had to give her an ANGRY MUMMY. She was so pissed, she jumped up to try and strangle me, but tripped over the coffee table because the bitch couldn't see!
by Too tall May 26, 2014
Baugs is a short version of a German word. The Angry Baugs is when you have sex with your girlfriend and your just about to blow your load, and you shoot your steamin' load in her face. Then you proceed to yell "NEIN!!" in a very angry manner. That's an Angry Baugs.
by DomePla May 31, 2011
The act of opening a champagne bottle, preferably Andre, and shooting the cork into a womans eye then proceding to douse the woman with the champagne giving her a wet t-shirt.
Damn! Did you see that girl jogging by in the white shorts and t-shirt, she was HOT?
Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!
Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!
by AK.Killa October 23, 2006
A jealous, hateful, crazy psychotic bitch. That has nothing better to do with their time but sit around and plot revenege on the people they imagine have done them wrong.
by kiki1977 March 27, 2013
is when the male pulls out of his bitch during doggy stylez, then promptly puts his cock in her arse and lifts her legs and rests them on his hips. this causes the bitch to go into shock and she climbs up the bed head and the wall like an angry gecko
dude 1: hey man how come you've been sleeping on the couch for like 2 nights?
dude 2: the mrs is pissed shitless because i angry geckod her. it was the funniest shit ever but she just got angry and i didnt even get to finish..
dude 1: duuude! dont you know your only supposed to do that to hoes you'll never see again, not your guaranteed pussy! dont shit where you eat dude.
dude 2: the mrs is pissed shitless because i angry geckod her. it was the funniest shit ever but she just got angry and i didnt even get to finish..
dude 1: duuude! dont you know your only supposed to do that to hoes you'll never see again, not your guaranteed pussy! dont shit where you eat dude.
by very dirty laundry December 29, 2011