Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 02, 2022
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Please speak English

It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.
by BruhMomentor August 28, 2020
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May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.
Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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Please be >+<-

This is what you communicate via IM, SMS, text, or what have you when you want someone to be more positive and less negative without being a jerk.
Nora: "Life=garbage."
Sam: "Sometimes. I'm here for you. Please be >+<-."
Nora: "LOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
by von groovy March 05, 2025
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Please

You only say this when you’re a bottom. No discussion.
Most bottom’s say it like this “Please …😳 ! don’t do this to me.” It’s useless, the top will be more turned on. But now you know that it’s also a word used in bed. Kind of begging not to… yeah fill that in for yourself ;)
by hellothere! December 23, 2021
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Dericha me please

The need of wanting a sexy light skin girl with a great body to come pleasure you.
Rob: Yo, check out that fine ass brownskin over there.
Chester: Hell nah “Dericha me please”
by Aintit October 17, 2018
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