alexander cambell

That one really white kid in your class who is a really big snitch, yet calls other snitches. -_-

guy: Hey alex.
alexander cambell: what?
guy: Your a butt face... JK
Alex: DOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! IM TELLING!!!!!
guy: whoa, whoa, whoa. Why??
alexander cambell: CUZ YOUR SOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!
guy: ---__--- REALLY???

by >:(____________) November 17, 2018

Alexander Savelev

He likes climbing backyards and stealing cucumbers in pimples

Alexander Savelev likes sweet and juicy cucumbers

by Nazhdak88_himself May 17, 2017

julianna alexander

A funny looking thot that would, not fit to be a teacher. Also a person who looks like a salamander and would take her anger out on a person to make herself feel better

Bro watch out thats julianna alexander coming in.

by That Boiiii November 6, 2019

Alexander Dumbass

The guy who wrote the count of Monte Crisco

Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"

by JustSomeDeerBoi November 18, 2022

ALEXANDER OUR KING

he knows all and is all

He is the point of our existance

HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI

asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*

dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db

by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021

Alexander Sartorello

a very cool man, it's so cool to know him

im an Alexander Sartorello, i know right, so cool

by iuaisdoouaisiuoadsuiodaiuoadsu May 30, 2022

Alexander

Alexander is a myth but not quite a legend he's a shadow in a shadowy room.He is man but not any man just a man. He's someone you can rely on . He's someone but not just Someone.Alexander is not a person nor a place he is an idea of Alexander. Ps Alexander has a big cock

That's a classic Alexander move right there.

by Alexandero December 20, 2024