Tub

A fat human who eats pig lard. Also refers to the immediate family as "Fatass"

Good morning Tub!

by LoveLAU July 31, 2020

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Heavens Hot Tub

A heavens hot tub is the act of cumming inside a woman’s vagina, laying there after without pulling out and allowing your cock to relax in a hot blend of cum and cunt juices.

Last night after I screwed Betsy I told her to shut up and lay still while I enjoyed a heavens hot tub

by TrialBeRank November 16, 2019

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Blue and White Tub

Cool Whip

Cool Whip is the stuff you find in the grocery store freezer section that comes in a plastic Blue and White Tub. Whipped cream is found in the dairy section and comes in an aeros

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

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tub salad

Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.

Tub salad is the new shower beer.

by ElectronicLola July 31, 2018

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a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness

"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"

by Flighty January 31, 2019

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