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snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
by Noh Panse October 30, 2007
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snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.
I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.
by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010
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womb snake

Slang for: penis, dick or cock!

Not to be confused with: choad, wang or dong!
Man I pulled out my womb snake and gave them the business!!
by Raunchy Lou June 30, 2019
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rain snake

A condom, prophylactic, sheath; rubber; French letter(??) The origin of this term dates back to the early 80's was developed to be used as code within the walls of a F500 bidness.
Gotta stock up on some rain snakes before my big weekend.
by I_was_too! August 6, 2014
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clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.
Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.
by boelkstoff September 17, 2003
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snake in the ground

Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.
"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"

"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
by Snakier June 11, 2018
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closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
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