Simp

Someone who buys their girlfriend flowers on international women's day

Damn that guy got his girlfriend flowers on international women’s day, which is a completely made up holiday? What a simp.

by sharbdaddy420 March 9, 2022

Simp

When a Canadian named Mia, Margret, Magnet, or immigrant, goes crazy for an American named Chase

OMG you are such a simp

by Anonymous16295 January 19, 2021

SIMP

An acronym for Squrrels In My Pants

Person 1: Tell me whats making you jump like that?

Person 2: SIMP squirrels in pants!

by poopmaster42069 November 6, 2019

Simp

A simp is a dumb nigga who try hard to get a female he know he possibly can’t get

That nigga Jamir Adams is a simp he know damn well them bitches don’t want them

by Kyliejennerabadbitch December 5, 2019

Simp

Any Person who says Lol at the end of a text A white guy named mike

Mike: Well, IDK lol
Lilliana: YOU ARE SUCH A SIMP

by HoodMonaLisa June 5, 2020

Simping

To over think or over value a girl by listening to sad music or just thinking bout her.

I was simping over Jessica since I’ve been sliding in her dm’s.

by Thicc Snicker November 20, 2018

Simp

Daniel Carnegie.

Daniel Carnegie is a fucking simp.

by thekayaesmer August 30, 2020