by anonymous June 11, 2023
Get the bad parkermug. “Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”
Parker lets it in then punches the ground
Parker lets it in then punches the ground
by parkerbiggesthater May 7, 2024
Get the Parkermug. "That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."
by FREINDLYRETARD February 25, 2020
Get the Parkermug. Where do I start..? He’s quirky, funny and most importantly…. HE IS WITTEWY HITTING DA GWIDDY! If you get close he can give you some nice tips and tricks of the lifestyle of a professional gwiddier.
by Bookworm5453 November 6, 2023
Get the Parkermug. 
When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
Get the Parker Sonsmug. Girl Parker’s are the best. They’re usually talented at something or athletic and have the best eye for style, music, and art. Girl Parker’s are the sweetest and most empathetic and caring people in the world (which some can find surprising because of their intimidating looks). Girl Parker’s are beautiful in a way that is unexplainable, you just get a crush on them no matter what. It helps that their body is fit. They’re charming, flirty, and honest. They have amazing banter and are very observant. Girl Parker’s are 100% wifey-material, and will always support their friends x
by Sexygodmsbn November 23, 2021
Get the Parker girlmug.