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deuce take it

The devil take it (late 19th and early 20th century). See "The Words," Jean Paul Sartre. George Braziller, Inc. Paris. 1964. Page 68.
I recognize that he has a lot of work, but, deuce take it, one answers a child's letter.
by Selena 12 December 12, 2017
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Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.
"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."
by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018
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Big deuce

These words are said when something is really wrong or when someone says something really dumb or even when you don’t want to do something
Greg: hey man Rihanna is not even that pretty.

Tyrone: Big deuce dahg, RiRi fine as hell Wys.
by abe__world October 13, 2019
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ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014
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deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.
I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.
by bigfnjess April 23, 2014
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Silly Deuce

Someone who makes little mistakes of makes reasonable errors on a daily basis.
Oh man Parker you’re such a silly deuce!
Kirk you aren’t a silly deuce you are the opposite!
by Not Srkirkalot December 31, 2021
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Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.
I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
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