But I love you no!

Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!

Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!

Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)

by Bookworm Mamma's Girl February 17, 2010

I love you more

when i love my girlfriend more than her

i love you more

by oh hey guys vsauce June 29, 2025

I love you more

A statement which, if said first, does mean that person loves the other person more.

World - "I love you more!"
Yeo - "No I do!"
World - "Nuh uh! I said it first!"

by TheBIGWorld June 21, 2022

Jesus Loves You

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.

"Jesus loves you... IN THE ASS!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023

I Love You

the most beautiful lie

p 1: "ohemgee! ____ told me he loved me yesterday!!!!!"

p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM

by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie February 12, 2023

Love You

A narcissist's passive way of telling someone "I'm not going to love you, I have better things to do. Go love yourself." This is done with the intention of gaslighting the addressee into thinking that they are actually in a normal conversation, when in fact, they have been manipulated in the most passive, charismatic, and grammatically-correct way possible.

"I missed you and I just wanted to know if you were able to talk!"

"I...have to go to work now. Love you! ~"

by silly-echidna March 29, 2025

i love you

said by people who want to do nothing but hurt you.

‘i love you’ boy stfu no u don’t.

by ucouldn3va April 10, 2022