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The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.
“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”
by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023
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wine hand

Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.
The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.
by nilirem April 6, 2020
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lonely wine

My Tears supply my lonely wine...
by Buck Rogers1959 May 21, 2017
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wine-high

When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer
Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.
by G0renight August 12, 2018
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red wine supernova

'Red wine supernova' is a play on the term 'champagne supernova'
a euphemism for an explosive hookup
Let’s listen to “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan.
by Ravenwhiteclaw August 17, 2024
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Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
by What's going on. July 22, 2022
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wine can

To drink in public by concealing your beverage in another container. Examples being Vodka in a water bottle, Rum/Whiskey in a Cola bottle, or wine in a can of red pop. The original reference is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
I like to walk around outside with a wine can.
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