wine

The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together

Alison I’ll drink your wine. Alison, by Slowdive

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020

The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023

lonely wine

Tears

My Tears supply my lonely wine...

by Buck Rogers1959 May 21, 2017

Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine

“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”

by ashergr May 13, 2022

wine-high

When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer

Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.

by G0renight August 12, 2018

wine embolism

A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!

She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!

by Pologroupie November 29, 2014

red wine supernova

an amazing chappell roan song ❤️🧡🤍💜🩷

🍷”I’m a lesbian, of course I listen to Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan.”🍷

by sophieiscasual August 16, 2024