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Jump the Kangaroo

A man sending a picture of his genitals to another person.
"Hey Brandon, jump the kangaroo and send your girl a dick pic."
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e-jump

To harass over the internet. Most commonly in a threatening manner.
Dude if you don't get out of this forum I'm gonna e-jump you.
by Tom4000 October 1, 2007
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Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year
Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard
by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017
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Jumped the couch

See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch

Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.

See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.

See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.

Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.
by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022
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couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.
Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.
by Chris Langner March 4, 2009
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Jump cunt

A very rude, offensive, and arrogant person; Jumps into situations one doesn't belong in, or acts out of nowhere.
"Really? Leaving dirty dishes in the fucking sink again ?!" "Okay, jump cunt. I haven't been home for 3 days. How was it me?"

"I can't believe you did that to her! I'm going to kick the shit out of you!" "Fuck you, jump cunt! You don't even know the whole story!"
by InLłkeFlynn August 26, 2013
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Jumping volley

A volley in which includes someone saying jumping volley while jumping and kicking the ball in the air with a karate kick
Óran scored the winning goal at the bbq cup by performing a jumping volley
by Jumping volley master August 12, 2021
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