FANNY WANKER

A female who is an idiot

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know

by Joey February 15, 2005

Willy Wanker

Someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing Willy Wonka as Gene Wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.

Johnny Depp - Willy Wanker

by ChrisEarlson January 14, 2008

emo wankers

Any group of soulless assholes who indulge in the wearing of eye liner, listening to emo and believinhg themselves to be cool

Man, Gay Trew, Homo McLean, fguscliffe and Orgy Anus are all emo wankers.

by Burrett July 6, 2005

Wanker chav

a chav that is such a rioting wanker that they can only be described as a degenrate wanker chav. the word "cunt" may also follow such an insult

oh looks at them rioting cunts, looting crisps from poundland, arghhh them wanker chavs fuck me right off.

by reece N from rommie August 19, 2011

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

tracksuit wanker

Lads who walk around in a full tracksuit thinking they're buff

boy: "yo i look kinda buff in this tracksuit still"
other: "ha, tracksuit wanker!"

by Iman;)) August 23, 2016

cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008