Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.
The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.
by Doxa3 March 17, 2018
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unicorn giggles

A minuscule hairy penis of a fuck buddy
So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants
by Bootykicker.com January 07, 2018
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Unicorn giggles

A mildy inappropriatene term for Sinclair’s minesqule Dick
Paige told kodie about the unicorn giggles she sucked last night
by Bootykicker.com January 07, 2018
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Bargoed Unicorn

A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.
Watch out! That's a Bargoed Unicorn, they steal eyeballs!
by WelshCyclops November 25, 2015
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The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”
by AidanTheHill123 July 26, 2023
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Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.
by Baba Bizzle June 23, 2017
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unicorn trainer

A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.
That chick is definitely a Unicorn trainer, My dick is still sore.
by sidmon69 March 30, 2020
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