ultimate laziness

the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.

Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.

by xephyrlyric March 13, 2011

ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent

"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"

by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017

Ultimately happy

Joy found with in that nobody can take.

I am ultimately happy without drama.

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025

Shaz’s ultimate distraction

It’s ya boi, Michael

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”

by Franksizzle October 17, 2019

Ultimate Idiot Chat

A place where stupid people gather to share their useless insights on very random things. This server is owned by a childish boy who likes to repeatedly recycle his insults. Given the amount of admins and mods on this server, we might as well give everyone perms.

Jonathan: What are you going to do after school???
Dale: I am going to talk on the Ultimate Idiot Chat

Jonathan: Sounds like you really belong in there...

by EloN MUsK 263 March 22, 2021

ultimate infinity

where your infinity cancels another persons infinity

him: i love you infinity

her: i love you ultimate infinity

by bill merray December 6, 2020

Ultimate 11

Crack that is at a satge of 10, but has then excceded to the level that is "ultimate 11"

Fro-shitcrack,
Your crack is ultimate 11,
"I like to run, and want to get massive" - ultimate 11

by Steven Greeny September 27, 2009