by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 05, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the try codeine and get back to me mug.
How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 09, 2023
Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?
by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021
I don't...
A trier "I try"
Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"
A trier "I do that."
Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."
Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"
Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."
Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"
A trier "I do that."
Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."
Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"
Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."
by Hym Iam October 02, 2023